Where it usually starts
A sports centre with two full-size grass pitches, a floodlit artificial pitch that splits into three five-a-side thirds, four tennis courts and a sports hall lets them through a wall diary at reception and a bookings email inbox.
- A five-a-side league books the whole artificial pitch on Monday nights for the season by email in August; in October a casual customer books a third of it online for a Monday because the website calendar never knew about the league.
- The caretaker arrives to two groups and one pitch.
- Floodlights are switched on for a Wednesday evening booking that nobody charged for, and left on after a booking that finished early.