Where it usually starts
A site with a hundred and twenty pitches, twelve glamping pods and a shower block runs on a pitch map pinned in the reception hut, a diary, and a booking form on the website that asks for dates and a telephone number.
- The price of a night depends on the pitch type, how many adults and children are in the party, whether there is a car and a trailer, whether an electric hook-up is wanted and whether the dog is coming, so the warden works it out on a calculator when the guest arrives and the website quotes something else.
- Guests who booked "a pitch" discover on arrival that the only ones left are on the slope by the road.