Where it usually starts
A county league with eight divisions and a cup competition runs its season in a spreadsheet per division, a fixture list built by hand over a weekend in July and a results inbox checked on Sunday night.
- The fixture list is rebuilt twice before the season starts because two clubs share a ground and were drawn at home on the same day.
- Results arrive by email, text and a web form that nobody validates; a club reports a 3-2 win, the opponent reports 2-2, and the table is wrong for a fortnight while the secretary chases both.
- Standings are recalculated by hand with tie-break rules that one person understands, and a protest about goal difference takes an evening to answer.